A Guide to US Newspapers

I got this off a random blog, so thanks to smileaday.

The Wall Street Journal is read by people who run the country.

The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.

The Washington Post is read by people who think that they should run the country

USA Today is read by people who think they should run the country but who don't quite understand the Washington Post.

The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country if they could spare the time and didn't have to leave LA to do it.

The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.

The New York Post is read by people who don't care who is running the country, so long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who are not even sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for.

The Miami Herald is read by people who run other countries but need the baseball scores.